Ass wednesday

ass wednesday

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new word from the Urban Dictionary:

The Toothpaste Defense -

When asked about a jizz stain left on a sofa, t-shirt, towel, etc. one will often use the toothpaste defense

To avoid embarrassment, Danny used the toothpaste defense when his mother inquired about the sticky white stains all over his laundry.

 

 

photoshop tuesday

photoshop tuesday

another goodjob

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titty tuesday winner

titty tuesday.. those might be perfect

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new word from the Urban Dictionary: Prosopobibliophobia - Facebook phobia, or having an aversion to all things Facebook.

"I'be been suffering from a bout of prosopobibliophobia - I haven't updated my profile pic, in months"

 

 

im starting #photoshopmonday

photoshop monday

a fine job

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monday motorboat

motor boat monday

motorboat monday

motorboat monday

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new word from the Urban Dictionary:
Prefill - When, in cases of extreme thirst, a person using a soft-drink fountain fills the beverage container, chugs it, and then fills it again before sitting down to eat.

miniskirt madness

nice thick legs for miniskirt sunday

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new word from the Urban Dictionary: Nerd-do-well - A financially successful geek.



so many to choose from

Einy Meany Miney Mo

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new word from the Urban Dictionary: Olympic Adoption - The act of changing which country you root for in the Olympics. Usually done when your home country's team is terrible.

butt in the air freaky

thats freaky...freaky good

Freaky Friday Olympic Soccer edition

freaky friday  soccer edition

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new word from the Urban Dictionary:
Chik-Fil-Atheist -

A person who loves Chik-Fil-A, but not God, and is therefore pissed that Chik-Fil-A is closed on Sundays.

 

 

 

thong on the beach

thong on the beach

thong thursday winner

very nice thong thursday

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new word from the Urban Dictionary:
Music and Porn Computer-

An old laptop or desktop computer used soley for downloading shady porn and illegal music so as not to lose anythign important if and when it gets hit with a nasty virus.

 

 

 

ass wednesday winner

ass wednesday

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new word for the Urban Dictionary:
Olympics -
n. Loose assemblage of activities undertaken quadrennially by over-ripped folk with an odd view of life and difficulty prioritising. Small trinkets on coloured ribbons and needlessly ostentatious flower arrangements are commonly given to several of the better entrants as stirring tunes play. Flags and advertising signage tend to be prominently displayed and portly men in suits shuffle about needlessly.

mariah carey

some mariah carey nipple action for titty tuesday

titty tuesday

titty tuesday

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new word from the Urban Dictionary:

Dictionary Inception - When you look up the meaning of a word and the definition uses a version of the same word.

You: "I wonder how one would define leadership?"
Dictionary: "Leadership: (n) (lee-der-ship) the ability to lead."
You: "Well, that was insightful. Dictionary Inception at it again.

 

 

 

motor boat monday boobs

christina model for motorboat monday

motorboat monday winner

my eyes are up here

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new word from the Urban dictionary:

Mittconception -A fundamental belief of Mitt Romney's, based on mistaken understanding of an issue (one of many).

naked squats

dedicated

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new word from the Urban Dictionary:
Texticle - When you have your phone on vibrate in your pocket and you're wearing baggy trousers so when you get a text it tickles your nuts.

freaky friday for sure

freaky friday

freaky friday

freaky friday winner


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New Saying from the Urban Dictionary:

Slowest Common Denominator -The first person at the front of a single line of moving traffic.

nikki thong thursday

some more of nikki for thong thursday

Thong Thursday

thong thursday winner

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new word from the Urban Dictionary:
Axehole - A person who uses an obscene amount of Axe body spray.

Dude, you're such an axehole, I can't breathe in this locker room!

ass wednesday

ass wednesday winner

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new word from the Urban Dictionary:
Boner Pants - noun. Pants that use tough fabric (jeans, khakis) and constantly look like said wearer has a boner. Jeans show this the most, especially whilst sitting.

nikki for titty tuesday

nikkis back for some titty tuesday

titty tuesday

perfect hips, perfect tits

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motorboat monday

The act of pushing one's face in between two ample breasts, and rocking one's head side to side very rapidly while making a vigorous, lip-vibrating "brrr" sound.

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Lane Bryant Caddy -The poor husbands and boyfriends that have to follow thier wives/gfs around the mall, hauling endless amounts of bags, sometimes aided by a stroller.

Yoga pants sunday

Lululemon pants can be a dangerous weapon if used correctly

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miniskirt

i know she wants you to look

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freaky friday

freaky friday

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thong thursday

the thong thursday winner. doesnt need to wear spanx

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ass wednesday winner

the ass wednesday winner . not a Lane Bryant shopper

Ass Wednesday

nice big booty for ass wednesday

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Christina Hendricks Titty Tuesday

a twofer of christina hendricks

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motorboat monday with nikki

no padded bra needed.. nikki for motorboat monday

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thick booty

seriously thick booty

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Frisky Friday

oh yeah

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thongthursday

thong thursday

ignore the face

thong thursday

thong thursday winner

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ass wednesday

oh damn

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serious boobs

titty tuesday winner

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motorboat monday

insert face here

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The act of pushing one's face in between two ample breasts, and rocking one's head side to side very rapidly while making a vigorous, lip-vibrating "brrr" sound.

big butt sunday

thats what im talking about

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